Christmas Scouting: Chatham

From exotic and sun-kissed Gillingham, to exotic and sun-kissed Chatham. This tour never stops reaching the heights of society.

Who wouldn't want a giant bow? That lights up? And is apparently made from mohair?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

What is it? Apart from "nightmarish"?

This isn't sexy. £5.99 is never sexy. Nor, in my experience, are "aprons".

Charlie: Why does he have a spade?
Brad: Because he's just...built...himself?